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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
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2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: well...i;m 17, and i;m a junior in high school. unfortunatly i live in a snobby little-rich-chids society, but have some how managed not to get the disease...i love music and guitars and writing...some singing (friends say i;m good, i don;t think i am)...what else?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: uhm,...hieght, weight,...hair color?

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: where at in MI???

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: huh?

2006-02-04 [Lust]: .........

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: hight is about 5ft 9in (i think-tall for my age) wait is around 145ish (dad puty me on a diet so i;m still losing) hair color is semi-blond (sun naturally bleached is, but it;s getting darker now)

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: i;m actually in birmingham (airgo the snobby rich kids)

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: ok, kool, you fight?

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: Shes from MI...I was asking her where she lived in MI

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: ooooh, ok!

2006-02-04 [Lust]: More people.. Gah! Need... *stresses*

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: a drink? have fun in there,...everyone's still real depressed about ghost,...

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: yeah, i fight, but most people run away. they think i;m scary...whatls with the stress, boss?

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: she died for real???

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I didnt know her long enough, dont mean to be bitter or anything. I didnt even talk to her in role play, so.. *shurgs*

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: i guess so, that's what witch is sayin,..

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Whast with the stress? I need to make this wiki creative so it gets knowin, I need to make it like no other wiki out their, but what can you dow ith the mafia? And everyone has the same ideas as me... Nuttin!

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, we like it fine boss, no need for the stress!! and that's real kool witch, we may hafta meet up ni the gym sometime, k?

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: Birmingham....thats down the road sorta from Bloomfield Hills isnt it? like by the D

2006-02-04 [Lust]: But I need to make it creative, then it will be more knowin and more members.

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: well i think it;s the best i;ve seen so far, but i;ll pass on ideas if any come my way

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: i know how we can get more members,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: SPEAK!

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: everyone go down their relations lists and ask everyone

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I already have o.O...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: well, i have half of ep on my list, let me doit real quick an we'll see,...

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: just dont get in trouble for spamming...its not really that..but still

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah i know boss, i'll be careful

2006-02-04 [Lust]: One message isnt spaming if its to a friend.

2006-02-04 [Lust]: The Mafia Polls

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: ya...I figured..but you know...when you send it to a bunch of people..even they are friends..

2006-02-04 [Lust]: The guards are purdy easy going here...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, unless they report you you're home free

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I voted on all the polls already

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: :P i'm workin on em

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I have so many reports under me, they really are like, unless you have terrible nudity, vilence, casteration, harass members non stop, or delete 30 wiki's they dont much care... They are easy going bums, like 4 admited it to me =P

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: hahaha

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Then again I probaly just know the lazy ones =)

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol yeah,..*takes knife out of pocket, boot, and other boot and starts to clean them*

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Am I the only one who dosnt carry a weapon?

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I dont carry a weapon.....*two guns fall out of pants as I sit down*...I carry GUNS!

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *roles her eyes*

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: haha..I dont need to...but my CQC hand to hand skills are a little rusty..so ya

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: eh, you know you love us boss *big sweet smile*

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Yeahhh.. I do

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: now just look at that smile..and you will understand everything Boss

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: *blush* matt,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *roles her eyes again*

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: well I figured then she would understand why I like ya so much..lol

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yeah i guess so*big smile*

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Children settle down

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: Could we have a room for...well..for sex....not that Im gonna use it...but like a back hallway that has a bunch of rooms for that?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: *looks at boss smiles again, goes back to cleaning knives*

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I was thinking that! And I bet you would use it. =P

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: maybe..maybe not.....but it would come in handy..as long as we had someone to keep them very sanitary...or we each have our own room....I aint tryin to be no dirty manwhore

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: *busts out laughin* oh man, we could have sooooo much fun!!

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: well, why make one if you aren;t gping to use it, and if it;s there why not use it?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: hellz yeah!

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: aww man boss! 18 + that aint fair!!

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: yep

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: she said OR VERY MATURE!

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I prolly will use it...but I like my woman..well..I dont get with just anyone

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, me neither, an i very mature?

2006-02-04 [Lust]: The Mafia Closet I cant get myself in trouble you know... Sowy

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I think that 18+ thing is more a legality thing...other people prolly can use it..but ya

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: ah, gotcha ;)

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Just dont tell me, and dont get caught.

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: aiight boss, no problem ;)

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: .........hmm....*thinks to self*

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: whatcha thinkin bout?

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Yeah if you two wanna give it a try... I'll...Umm.. *oppens a book*

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, boss,...how could you think,...wanna go matt?

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: *blinks*....whatcha readin?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: *goes back to cleanin knives again* *hums lightly to self*

2006-02-04 [Lust]: A book, so.. *Puts on head phones, full blast music*

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: i think she doesn't wanna hear,....*hums more*

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I like to keep things professional.....Now, if we were to, sayyy, meet on the street when I wasnt workin..then maybe it would be different

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: what you don;t see won;t hurt ya, huh?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yeah buddy!

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *cough*Justdoit*cough*

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I must have hurt alot of people then eh

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: nah, you're just a big teddy bear,...o.o *big smile*

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *rocks her head to the beat*

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: no im not

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: *puts each knife away slowly and pulls paintball gun out of guitar case* cliche i know but,...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah you are, around us at least

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: you know....I dont think I am..im fat...a little..( ok ALOT)..ugly..DONT ARGUE

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *pulls oh her headphones* That wa sa quicky... Hmmm... Guys make no sense...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: :P whatever, *mumbles* i think you're really sweet and looks dont matter but okay,....

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *argues*

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: NO..why dont guys make sense?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: okay, dont listen to me! *shrugs* *mumbles again* i still think that,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: So long to go into, but I think I'm gonna be single soon! Happy V-day!

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: oh.....that sucks

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: boss, v-day's a long time away,..i'm sory

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I hate valentines day....that day sucks balls

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Its all his choice... I love him, yet he does not feel the same. Weee.... Least I dont think so he does a great job at avoiding it. But anywho... Weee... I love the Mafia, keeps me slightly sane..

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,..

2006-02-04 [Lust]: It does it does! Its depressing

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: aww, we love you to boss

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Luv yeahs all 2

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I dont think I have EVER had a girlfriend on v-day

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: :) i'd say group hug but i'm not sure,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I havnt had a BF, they always seem to dodge it some how.. Fuckin breaks

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I have either gotten them after or broke up before

2006-02-04 [Lust]: *hugs all*

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: aww, it's ok matt, you'll find someone, there's someone out there for everyone

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Or we like to think at least

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: No..theres not..I give up on women......im still straight though

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: hey! i gave up on women! dont follow my example!

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I gave up awhile ago

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Masterbating to frogs...

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: I think, if there wasnt the sex part, I would be gay.....hang with your buds all day...ya know..

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: :P mine left me for a guy,..so i decided it wasn't worth the pain,...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, that could be cool

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: you just have to believe that you can still find someone who can love you

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Mine was worse... She tryed stabing a needle of speed in my arm, after i slept with her, then I told her to fuck off, next day she came to skool wif a guy.

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: love....what a word...can make you feel so good...then turn around and fuck ya in the ass...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: oh, that sux boss

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: right on wolfie, and dont think that way matt,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: It does, I hate her. And Yeah, I hate that word, but I feel it for the guy I'm with, watch it fuck me in the ass =P

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: giving up early isn;t a good idea. taking a break from trying to find a partner often brings a partner to you

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: it can fuck your whole life up..its strange isnt it..one word can do all that

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yup yup, thats what happened to me and look at dustin,...

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: one woed can fuck up your life, or make it all better, it just depends on how you use it,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Glen.... <3.... Okay I think I need to go lay down before I break down crying or something, lmao!

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, i'm gonna turn in yall, im bout to fall asleep at the keyboard,..

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: fuck it...I could care less...when I hear the word Valentines..the thing that comes to my mind is the St.Valentines day massacre

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: oooo, tht was fun to watch,...night yall!

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I just see sex.

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: i never seem to get the timing right...i always miss the moment to say something (byes)

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Nights

2006-02-04 [Frosty French Fry]: Im outta here...all this talk about that word has made me sleepy...take it easy yall...night

2006-02-04 [itweetinHEELS]: Hello Everyone,my name is caitlyn and i am the new Bar Maid.

2006-02-04 [Lust]: =) Nights! Welcome! And Night!

2006-02-04 [itweetinHEELS]: ^^ oh now everyones going to bed lol

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: hey, i;m the new head of undercover ops. it;s noice to meet you *extends hand in welcome*

2006-02-04 [itweetinHEELS]: *shakes hand* same here

2006-02-04 [Soft as Bone]: when did you get signed up?

2006-02-04 [miss Lindsey]: spany told me to check this out . it seems cool

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: hey gurl! thanx for comin

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I'm glad it seems cool, but you need to talk to some one to get on the list.. *sigh*

2006-02-04 [Love like Winter.]: Hey ho! How are you all :)

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: pretty good,...and you?

2006-02-04 [Love like Winter.]: Fine thank you :)

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: that's good, whatcha been up to?

2006-02-04 [Lust]: =) *Points* new head spy!

2006-02-04 [Love like Winter.]: Just reading messegs and usualy EP stuff.. How about you?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: who's new head spy?? and why?

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: i'm chillin

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: ooooh, ok! nvm sorry!! i'm slow

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Lmao! *shakes her head* its okay

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: sorry,....it's been a loooooooong day,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: I just got up... o.O... Well sorda, been going back and forth form reality and dreams.

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: oohhh,...sounds fun,....

2006-02-04 [Lust]: It is =)

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol,....god i'm tired,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: Nap? *eats "Ready to serve frosting, creamy fudge"* O.o

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: maybe,...i duno,...that any good?

2006-02-04 [Lust]: The best! Orgasmic!

2006-02-04 [W!ld KAT]: lol i bet,...

2006-02-04 [Lust]: It is! Enough to take to the closet, that no one has suprisenly ..... had fun.... in yet! Like wow!! O.o....

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: lol, well,...i would've but,....

2006-02-05 [Love like Winter.]: Hmmm... *spys on closet* no one in there :(

2006-02-05 [Lust]: You can take some on in!

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: i cant find anyone to go,...

2006-02-05 [Love like Winter.]: *is too shy* I'm too young for the closet anyway 0:)

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: i know, me too,...

2006-02-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: yea, right, i can see the horns holding up your halo

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Lmao! Just dotn tell me your age, then you can go on it! *nods*

2006-02-05 [Lust]: *points at Forgemaster* He has a cock needing lovin! Did i just say that?

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: lol,...yeah,...she's definately not an angel,...

2006-02-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: please dont do that boss...

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: oohhh, o.O what are riot and forge gonna do?? o.O O.o

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: jk

2006-02-05 [Love like Winter.]: Whos not an angel? :S

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: YOU!! lol

2006-02-05 [Love like Winter.]: Moi? Not angelic? Never! I'm as sweet and humble as apple pie ^_^

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Oi! That so sliped! *looks innocent*

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: lol, uh-huh, sure boss,....

2006-02-05 [Love like Winter.]: LMAO at your other comment. >.<

2006-02-05 [Lust]: ... >.>

2006-02-05 [Lust]: <img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/photo/3513_1139102285.jpg>

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: helllz yeah!!

2006-02-05 [Lust]: *red*

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: very sexxxy!!

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Streach marks..

2006-02-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: ...

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: where? *searches body, squints, searches your body* i dont see any!

2006-02-05 [Lust]: Oh my hips... So ugly.. Ewwwy... Even Forg sees em!

2006-02-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: nope, looks good to me

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: nuh-uh! i dont see anything, do you forge?

2006-02-05 [Lust]: OMG! I realised the boob arow is like... ANYWHO... O.O *more red*

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: nah, dont be red boss, i like it, kinda kinky,...lol

2006-02-05 [Lust]: HOW SO!? *hides in the garbage can*

2006-02-05 [Love like Winter.]: My streach marks are far worse Lynn...

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, mine too,...

2006-02-05 [Lust]: LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! I also used air brush to try and get ride of most =P I missed my red pinch mark though.. Damn it! >.<

2006-02-05 [W!ld KAT]: it looks hott boss, no worries!!

2006-02-05 [Jentianrysk]: lickable

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